Thank you for supporting Hamish's Santa Skivvies Run

I'll be running in this year's Santa Skivvies run, and I hope you'll support me as I raise money for healthcare and HIV prevention. 

Especially now, with the health of so many people in peril, I couldn't be more proud to support the SF AIDS Foundation. Their work brings healthcare and community care to people who need it the most. And the models they develop are used across the country and the world because they are effective and community replicable. 
I've been working in HIV prevention since I was 14 years old, but it's only recently that I've realized the great power of financially incentivizing a skinny-fat pseudo-hipster Indian with self-esteem issues to run around in his underwear.
In case that thought is not enough, here are some shows of gratitude for your support:

$100 — A year of gratitude and unexpected compliments when you most need them.

$250 — I will call your Senator that you’ve been meaning to call about that horrible bill (of your choice).

$500 — 2 jars of homemade jam, pickles, or beard oil from my stash of hipster delights.

$1000 — I will throw a dinner party in your honor and recite a poem praising your virtues.

Thank you so much for your support.